• penis-hilton:

    you should want a bad bitch like this

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  • turquoise-shadows:

    wewewe-soexcited:

    Are you sure?

    These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family.
    That’s what family is about.

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • pregers:

    waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

    image

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • itsstuckyinmyhead:

    The Incredibles and Tumblr

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • cinnamon-anemone:

    thequarantinedmailman:

    offonahuntingtrip:

    aegean-sea:

    LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

    and here we have a capitalist 

    Did you just.

    let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

    (via taylorislagerthanlife)

  • because-i-have-us:

    renirabbit:

    yougotkronwalled:

    burrayeksa:

    Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

    All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:

    image

    this made me want to watch hockey

    that gif above me. is my home team. 

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  • just-shower-thoughts:

    I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • lion:

    when your friends are talking about a party you aren’t invited to

    image

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • ambitiousbard:

    spookmallow:

    my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face

    image
    image

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    valesca—popozuda:

    Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

    im dying

    Well that escalated quickly

    aushaushaushaushaushUAHSUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUHSEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHEUEUHEUHEUHUAHSUAHSUAHSAUHSAUSHAUHSUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUHEUHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHUAHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEH

    OH MEUS DEUSES! AQUELE MENINO COM O LIVRO “O ARQUEIRO” *-* ACHEI QUE EU FOSSE A ÚNICA AQUI QUE GOSTASSE DE BERNARD CORNWELL!


     

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  • zmxliks:

    when you make a joke and your parents turn it into a serious conversation

    image

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • greed:

    twitter has absolutely no chill and i love it 

    (Source: greed, via spongebobssquarepants)